This weekend’s challenge: Give us a 33-word example of personification. Wait. What? You forget what that is? It’s the practice of attaching human traits and characteristics with inanimate objects, phenomena and animals (http://literary-devices.com).
I call this: Emoting Gadget
Asshole! The phone shrieked in pain as I slammed it repeatedly on its face. The jammed buttons provoked my anger even more as they blinked incessantly. Shut up, I screamed back utterly frustrated.